Local retirees flee to motorhomes to avoid babysitting.
Blythe Butterfax Published on: 28/08/2025
Tired of babysitting duty and rising costs, local retirees escape in their motorhome — powered by solar, freedom, and a good reversing camera.
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Selfless Act of Stationary Unity Sees Oxley Highway Immobilised
Blythe Butterfax Published on: 08/08/2025
Port stands still to protect our roads (and possibly koalas). In an act of selfless civic duty, locals have begun voluntarily gridlocking the Oxley Highway to shield the bitumen from UV rays, erosion, and unnecessary progress.
Mid North Coast Beachgoer Shocked After Being “Aggressively Nuzzled” by Rogue Dolphin
Blythe Butterfax Published on: 11/07/2025
A local man has been left physically unharmed but emotionally disoriented after a surprise encounter with a dolphin that 'just wasn’t having it' during his early morning swim. 'It was like being punched by a wet Pilates instructor.'
Council Adds Soap to Sprinkler Deterrent Surrounding Bat Colony
Blythe Butterfax Published on: 27/06/2025
‘The bats are still here, but they’re fresh,’ says Council rep. Residents near Riverside Bong Reserve say they’ve never seen the flying foxes look so glossy. Critics argue it’s just another slippery slope.