Local retirees flee to motorhomes to avoid babysitting.
Blythe Butterfax Published on: 28/08/2025
Tired of babysitting duty and rising costs, local retirees escape in their motorhome — powered by solar, freedom, and a good reversing camera.
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Selfless Act of Stationary Unity Sees Oxley Highway Immobilised
Blythe Butterfax Published on: 08/08/2025
Port stands still to protect our roads (and possibly koalas). In an act of selfless civic duty, locals have begun voluntarily gridlocking the Oxley Highway to shield the bitumen from UV rays, erosion, and unnecessary progress.
Local Woman Accidentally Joins Town Planning Committee While Trying to Buy a Scone
Tilly Penwhistle Published on: 03/08/2025
Scone ambush ends in local government appointment. A Wauchope woman has accidentally joined the Town Planning Committee after being approached by a persuasive old lady with a clipboard and baked goods.
Boy vs Bin. Spider wins.
Mervleen Grigg Published on: 18/07/2025
A local 12-year-old has officially quit garbage duty after a rogue Huntsman launched a full-speed ambush mid-bin run. Max now sleeps with a racquet and refuses to touch the red bin.